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* Any web page that plays music before I'm actually looking at it, fuck you. * Any web page that puts its pictures on their own individual page, fuck you. * Any page that is completely done in flash, fuck you. * Anyone who uses akimbo 1887's, fuck you. * People who walk slow or take to long in a line, fuck you. * Anyone who thinks I enjoy fixing your shitty computer, fuck you. * People who say 'Can I axe you a question', fuck you. * Everyone in politics (even you Obama), fuck you. * Babies in movie theaters, restaurant or anywhere loud obnoxious screaming is frowned upon, fuck you. * People who bring their babies to said places, fuck you. * Every cell phone company, internet service provider and Tv service I've ever had, fuck you. * Anyone who talks to me about religion like it's fact. fuck you. * Girls who confuse the shit out of me by playing your mind games, fuck you. * Apple, because you destroyed my dreams of an OSX tablet, fuck you. * Anyone who thinks the iPod is the best MP3 player you can get, fuck you. * The pope, fuck you. * My dog who ripped apart my garbage, fuck you (but I can't stay mad at you). * The people at my last job, who laid me off on Christmas with 50 hours short to collect EI, FUCK YOU. * Everyone who works on the American side of a broader, fuck you. * Commercials that have really, really tiny writing at the bottom of the screen for a billionth of a second, fuck you. * Porno with too much footage of blow jobs, fuck you. * Every Subway and Quiznos, fuck you. * Anyone who uses twitter, fuck you. * Web sites that take 5 minuets to load, fuck you. * Anyone who tries to debate me without actually knowing anything about the subject, fuck you. * People who drink excessively but think I have a problem because I smoke cannabis, fuck you. * People who are rude to the servers at restaurants, I'll go upside your head if I see that again. And fuck you. * Anyone who says Avatar is the best movie ever, fuck you. * People with dogs smaller than cats, fuck you. * Steam, for taking up huge space on my computer and bogging it down like a cripple in a swamp, you get a fuck you. * ANYTHING that tries to sneak a yahoo toolbar into my installation. * People who think the earth is 6000 years old, fuck you. * People who don't discipline their kids, fuck you. * Broaderlands, I waited 3 weeks till I found a copy of you and you turned out to be shitter than a poop sack. Fuck you. * The person who put an ass print on my car's windscreen, fuck you. * Cats, fuck you. * People who knock on my door handing out religion like drug dealers. Fuck you. * People who think every religious person is an evil idiot, fuck you. * Grammar Nazis. Fuck you. * Driving in the winter, fuck you. * STD's (or STI's as were calling them now), fuck you. * Fat people who complain about being fat, fuck you. (Nothing against fat people, just don't like people complaining about what they do to themselves) * People who don't know how to drive yet insist on operating a speeding ton of metal, fuck you. * Anyone who takes their pet to a spa specifically designed for animals, fuck you. * People who own or run businesses like that, big fuck you. * The dog whisper, the Ceazar punk. Fuck you. * Commercials that cause me to empty my bowels in fright at their loud noises. Fuck you. * People who use thermal scopes. Fuck you. * Wandering around the wasteland for an hour then suddenly dieing and realizing you haven't saved for a while. Fuck you, Deathclaw. * The fact that your body starts going downhill one day. Fuck you. * How dusty my PS3 and Tv get. Fuck you dust. * Porno that has 30 minutes of crap before the action. Fuck you. * Popcorn, for setting up a condo between my teeth for weeks on end. Fuck you. * Every single boy band or band that has no musicians in it. Fuck you. * Australia. I don't know what you do down their but ALL you wildlife scares me. Fuck you, kangaroo. * Every Tv station that censors movies. Fuck you. * Greenpeace can go suck a whale dick. Fuck you. * People who complain about seeing something twice on the internet. Fuck you. * To the hair cutter I had to go to because my regular guy was sick and you ended up dangling your 60 year old tits in my face as you gently scrubbed my hair, thank you. No wait, Fuck You. * Anyone who has more than 2 level 80's on WOW, fuck you. * I really want to stress my hatred for grammar nazis so fuck you again. * Weathermen (or women), fuck you. * The telleytubbies get a big fuck you for making me watch a Tv on my Tv. * People who think everyone should know what their slang means, fuck you. * People who comment on how tall I am and ask if the weather's nice up here. Fuck you. * To the cop who pulled me over twice in a week for having the same busted tail light, fuck you. * To the government in general for restricting the good things in life (porn, weed, that old tosh), fuck you. * High fructose corn syrup is the worst thing to happen to food since Mcdonalds. Fuck that. * People who use voice chat solely for the purpose of screaming obscenities to make themselves look cool to complete strangers, fuck you noobs. * Pidgins and 85% of all those other flying rats we call birds, fuck you. * Dr. Phil. Fuck. * The east coast. Fuck you. * March of the penguins was boring, tedious and devoid of anything but Morgan Freeman's silky smooth voice. Fuck you. * The fact that the sun beams right through my curtains in the morning and right into my eye. Fuck you. * The kids who pissed in the ballpit that I then proceeded to play in, fuck you. * Anything to do with reading your palm. Fuck you. * Prohibition. Fuck you. * Having to buy my chronic from a shady character with no standard of hygiene with his product. Fuck that. * Avatar gave me eye pains and almost melted down my brain, all for 3 hours of greenpeace porno. Fuck that. * Batteries that don't recharge. Why the fuck would I want to use 2 batteries every week for a wireless mouse. Fuck that. * Breathing dry air on an airplane is like inserting needles up my nose. Fuck that. * And another thing about airlines, what is up with the food? Fuck that Seinfeld. * The fact that South Korea has better internet than us. And the fact that basically EVERYBODY else has better internet than us. * Australia censoring small tits. Those are my favorite! FUCK THAT! * Spiders. Anything bigger than a quarter must die on the spot, unless bigger than an apple, in which case I flee. Fuck them. * The fact that I keep coming back to this list to add more things I need to tell off. Fuck this. * The fact that when I get a large fry at Mcdonalds, they don't fill it all the way up. Fuck them. * Corn is in pretty much everything you eat. Fuck corn, it's not THAT good. * People who talk in ALLCAPS should have their fingers broken. Fuck them. * People who talk like LOLcats should have their necks broken. Fuck them. * Having to put things in alphabetical order and realizing I can't do it without going over the song 20 times. Fuck that. * Whenever I end up writing as much as Reddit will allow, fuck that. * We had about a week of beautiful weather and almost all the snow melted. Then we got another foot. Fuck winter. * Whal we're on the weather, fuck the groundhog that predicts summer. * Bill Murry is a god. * I want to be able to take my arms off at night when I go to sleep. Fuck arms at night. * The fact that Bruce Campbell is not in more things. Fuck that to the moon. * The fact that I bought a 360, and it turned into a paperweight I gave away for Christmas when I got my ps3. Fuck that. * I just played a round of MW2 where the other team used nothing but RPG's and noob tubes. I almost raged my pants, fuck that. * Kids who play online games, and their parents who don't see what a horrible little shit their spawn is. * The fact that I don't know how to use this ; properly, and probably never will. Fuck that. * The fact that I can't sign up for jdate.com. Fuck that. * Everything about the superbowl or grey cup or stanley cup playoffs. Fuck mass stupidity over 'roided up beefcakes. * All the good Tv shows are getting shorter in season. Fuck that. * The fact that we don't study hallucinogens more. Fuck us. * The Cleavland Show. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU........ I keep adding more as I think of them. TL;DR Fuck you. more